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I don't think they tried to market it to the billionaire, spelunking, base-jumping crowd. i now issue a new commandment: thou shalt do the dance. the man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.

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You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours.

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